January 2012
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Dec 30th
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Dec 30th
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When you tell yourself that you're going to start...
Expectation: Reality:
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Text messages.
I send you “Hey :)” And you just say “Hey.” I get no smiley back? Okay, f*ck you too.
Dec 30th
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When people say "I bought these for $300"
and I’m like…”What can you hear aliens with that?”
Dec 30th
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